Tonight I kidnapped a friend for a surprise birthday dinner. She hates surprises. She hates even more to be given special treatment. Unfortunately, the fight she put up was nothing like I expected; no rope or multi-person brute force was needed.
Success 1: I kept getting death stares and angry glances from her as we drove to dinner.
Success 2: Olive Garden
Success 3: There was no bloodshed.
Success 4: There was cake. Funfetti cake. And champagne.