On multiple occasions I've considered starting a food diary. Not to eat healthier or anything crazy like that, simply so I can feel better about myself and the amount of garbage my body can handle on a daily basis. It's impressive, really.
This all became a reality about five minutes ago when I realized that I am currently sitting on my couch with my feet up on the table, watching bad daytime TV, and drinking a soda while eating a bag of gummy worms as dessert to my lunch of an entire box of mac n' cheese.
Metabolisms are truly a gift from God.